A titillating mashup of an erotic bestseller and a romantic classic, peppered with puns, this eBook is sure to satisfy those who love Fifty Shades of Grey and Pride and Prejudice! When Mr. Elliot Bingley comes to court Lizzy Bennet’s sister, she meets his mysterious, grey-eyed friend, a Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy. It takes only one meeting before Lizzy is lured into Darcy’s secret world of lascivious practices and lusty urges. Her heart is racing and her bloomers quivering at the thought of submitting to Mr. Darcy’s every whim… (via Goodreads.com)
- This is a hilarious naughty variation of Pride and Prejudice mashed together with EL James’ Fifty Shades of Grey. The narrative is similar to the original novel with some weird fetishes thrown in.
- Lady Catherine de Burgh is a totally deranged food fetish Dom with a Mrs. Robinson complex. Yep, we can totally see that. We secretly believe she always wanted Mr. Darcy for herself.
- Mr. Darcy just a little boy who only thinks of his own pleasures. He has been mislead by his Dom. I mean who thinks a parsnip is a turn on?! Luckily Elizabeth is there to set him right, while still indulging his food fetish. The perfect couple, sigh.
- They plight of Mrs. Pickles will being tears to your eyes!
- We both wish we had an “Inner Slapper” to knock some sense into us.
- If you’re going to take this book seriously, you should seriously not read it.